It's All About: Sharpies With the Sharp Tip Still Intact

You know what sucks? I'll tell you what sucks. It sucks when you go to look for a Sharpie and you pop off the cap to see a round little nub that makes writing difficult, sloppy and unsatisfying.

Also, you really do have to LOOK for a Sharpie. Have you ever noticed how no one ever knows the exact location of the nearest Sharpie? My theory is that the Sharpie falls in a sort of limbo category. It's not a pen that you use everyday; it doesn't warrant a spot in the desk pen-cup. But it also doesn't belong in the often-ignored box of poster-making/decorating supplies. So I think that people try to put their Sharpies in the most convenient spots: near the phone, by your stack of blank CDs, etc. This is where we get into trouble. You can't just start scattering pens everywhere people! It's chaos!!!

This problem of Sharpie location only compounds the real issue at hand here. If you spend all that time finding a Sharpie only to have a crap time writing with it, it can be an angering experience.

This, my friends, is why it's all about Sharpies with the sharp tip still intact. All problems are avoided and you can write permanently in peace.